— Do you speak English ?
— Yes !
— Name ?
— Abdul a-Rhazib
— Sex ?
— Three to five times a week
— No, no… I mean female or male ?
— Yes, male, female, sometimes camel
— Holy, cow !
— Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general
— But isn´t that hostile ?
— Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style !
— Oh dear !
— No, no! Deer run toо fast